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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
prokopetz
prokopetz

I mean, to be completely fair to the folks who wrote the series finale for Two and a Half Men, if the actor playing one of your three main characters left the show in the midst of a cataclysmic cocaine bender that culminated in them claiming to be a god on national TV, and the season after that, another actor playing one of your three main characters converted to Seventh Day Adventism and publicly denounced their past involvement with the show as immoral and inconsistent with Christian values, obliging you to stagger through an entire season short two-thirds of your core cast, you’d probably burn that fucker to the ground, too.

deluxeloy

They could’ve just rebranded the show to be called Half A Man.

locuas642

it lost 1 ½ men.

It should have rebranded the show as A Man

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jb-artist

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prokopetz
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Level 1: The setting of Splatoon is already post-apocalyptic, and Splatoon 3 just happens to take place in a part of the world where the consequences of that are more visible.

Level 2: The Inklings moved to the middle of a desert in order to inhabit a landscape that coordinates better with their post-apoc outfits, because they’re exactly the sort of fashion-obsessed weenies who’d think that makes sense.

Level 3: The Inklings deliberately caused a regional apocalypse so that their post-apoc fashion would be situationally appropriate.

jb-artist

1: Already Canon, no further comment

2: Probably Canon, the entire species are effectively stated to have the motivation of a lazy teenager.

3: It was probably only semi-intentional, but see point 2.